Do you have bald baby girls like mine??
Look closely at the two pics above. Don’t you think the “after” pic is… well, just… prettier?
For only $29.95, you too could buy your — slightly faulty — darling daughter her own lifelike toupée, because, you know, your bald baby NEEDS hair.
Now, Lord knows that I have grown tired of telling people that my baby girls are not boys… In the farmer’s market, one gentleman even said, of Audrey, “Why do you have that little boy in pink?” I was not pleased. However… I’ve learned to use, you know, normal headbands. Like, the kind with no hair attached.
And I will admit, with some chagrin, that I never thought I’d drool over $12.95 hair bows (never bought one, though)…
But, I have a hard time not taking issue with whatever mom would actually buy a toupée for her baby girl.