Well, we tried
I think if we Photoshopped these, cutting and pasting, we might end up with some semblance of a family photo. As it stands, it… well, it probably serves to teach some sort of lesson, but I’m not certain what that might be. It does demonstrate how difficult it is to get a reasonably attractive picture of my whole family, especially when 5/7 of it is entirely uncooperative.
In this first pic, my fam is on the left. Martin’s Grandma is on the blue recliner (we’re in her home). His mom is in pink, and his (half) brother, Matthew, and our sister-in-law, Laura, are on the far right. Note how thrilled EACH of my children look… And is my jaw clenched???
Next, Matt and Laura have split, and Audrey is on the floor, hidden.
Really, we’re not supposed to be making funny faces.
After that, what little patience everyone may have had ran out.